为何双十一叫光棍节 ？ 私认为一月一号才像光棍节吧 ？1才是单， 11是双啦！
今天算是吉日玩玩数字的游戏。
人的一生，由一到零 ：
1 - 单身 single - the right one will find me when it's time
2 - 跪着求婚 will you marry me ?
3 - 老婆怀孕了Dear, I'm pregnant
4 - 开始拼事业，走上玻 climbing the corporate ladder
5 - 职场上勾心斗角的表情sometimes you just want to scream
6 - 每天都在翻白眼 roll the eyes, annoyance, boredom with the corporate world
7 - 从职场退下 officially retired. Let the fun begin
8 - 挺着大肚腩 Big things begin in the tummy
9 - 腰不能挺了，需拿拐杖 it is better to bend than break
0 - 回归大自然 no one will remember after you die
哈哈哈
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